be me
have bad teeth, bad eyes, and a small mental illness starter collection that I'm still seeing a therapist for almost weekly at the age my dad had me
somehow manage to find a partner: "yeah, I know what pregnancy does to the body and I'm not a fan, what if we got a cat instead"
forced to buy into the Giant Scam Machine, the bottom of which might fall out at any minute, in order to have a hope of retirement
cat is the most adorable thing ever
study climate change adaptation and policy
struggle to find a job despite a gazillion college degrees
boomers are currently selling their houses for prices that can only be paid via dark bargains with rumplestiltskin
houses in question require a lot of work thanks to the all the deferred maintenance
yeah no I think I'm going to pass on the amazing opportunity to continue the human lineage, sorry ancestors