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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net to c/shittyfoodporn@lemmy.ca

I was delighted by the results of my efforts, but I was also aware of how horrifying most people would consider this, and so I took a pic to share with y'all

Pictured is:

  • Half a carrot
  • Two tortillas
  • A red pepper
  • A ball of mozzarella
  • A few slices of prosciutto crudo with parmesan sprinkled on it
  • A dollop of hummus
  • 4 chives
  • 4 sheets of "crispy seasoned seaweed"
  • 2 "cheesy slices"
  • A pink lady apple
  • Apple juice
  • Freshly squeezed orange juice
  • A bottle of Starbucks frappuccino
  • An avocado
  • A coffee Renoir

I think that's everything. I hadn't eaten for a long time, so when coming down from my trip, I was ravenous. This is actually more nutritious than my typical meals

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[-] ratel@mander.xyz 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

What's that on the counter in the background?

E: oh it's a coffee Renoir I had to look that up, kind of a massive profiterole.

[-] abcdqfr@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

Hard to say for certain but it appears to be a Starbucks frappuccino

[-] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 4 points 6 days ago

It was indeed a coffee Renoir. The 24hr supermarket I acquired all my loot from has an extremely well stocked baked goods section, with loads of super fresh and tasty stuff. I used to live near this particular shop, and the coffee renoirs were one of my favourite items to buy, when they had them in stock. They're so good

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