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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

just pretend this is green

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[-] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 163 points 1 month ago
[-] elvith@feddit.org 26 points 1 month ago

...so you took the matter into your own hands?

[-] voodooattack@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago
[-] elvith@feddit.org 6 points 1 month ago

Insert joke about penis size here

[-] atro_city@fedia.io 6 points 1 month ago

Insert joke about penis count here

[-] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

My chocolate starfish and gonna hotdog itself.

this post was submitted on 18 Apr 2026
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