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I was delighted by the results of my efforts, but I was also aware of how horrifying most people would consider this, and so I took a pic to share with y'all
Pictured is:
- Half a carrot
- Two tortillas
- A red pepper
- A ball of mozzarella
- A few slices of prosciutto crudo with parmesan sprinkled on it
- A dollop of hummus
- 4 chives
- 4 sheets of "crispy seasoned seaweed"
- 2 "cheesy slices"
- A pink lady apple
- Apple juice
- Freshly squeezed orange juice
- A bottle of Starbucks frappuccino
- An avocado
- A coffee Renoir
I think that's everything. I hadn't eaten for a long time, so when coming down from my trip, I was ravenous. This is actually more nutritious than my typical meals
Edit: formatting
I don't usually peel avocados when I eat them raw, I just score the skin in a circle around the midpoint, hold each half and then twist, before eating the avocado with a spoon. Not included in the picture was the knife that I use to do this: here is my parcel knife.
You need to moisturize your ginormous hand.