Universe expected to decay in 10⁷⁸ years, much sooner than previously thought (scienceaim.com)

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You won't get any time off though, and will still have to go into work.

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[-] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 week ago

The rapture is upon us! Thank god, hopefully god takes all the evangelicals away so the rest of us can pick up the pieces.

[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 0 points 1 week ago

Oh, no! I shall be Left Behind, and somehow have to carry on without all the religious freaks and their judgement, wars, self-righteous attitude, and ridiculous demands. Whatever shall I do?

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