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Is this the perfect crisp?
(thelemmy.club)
Daughter pulled this out from a pack of Walkers Roast Chicken and she was amazed by its form and purity. If there was an encyclopedia Britanica entry for crisps, this would be the accompanying image.
Gave it to the dog.
I worry that he wouldn't comprehend its significance.
Great, now we have every wiki section ready, including 'Death'.
So did the dog say it tasted perfect?
He immediately proceeded to lick his balls, so I think that's at least 4 out of 5 woofs.