Mariners Fans Heading to Game on Ferry Opt for $8 Nacho Upgrade (theneedling.com)

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After agreeing they were all unusually hungry for some reason, Mariners fans heading to the game today on the ferry collectively opted for the $8 nacho upgrade.

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[-] CombatWombat@feddit.online 4 points 4 days ago

Finally, scientists have discovered the correct amount of nachos.

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