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Mariners Fans Heading to Game on Ferry Opt for $8 Nacho Upgrade (theneedling.com)
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After agreeing they were all unusually hungry for some reason, Mariners fans heading to the game today on the ferry collectively opted for the $8 nacho upgrade.

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[-] CombatWombat@feddit.online 4 points 3 days ago

Finally, scientists have discovered the correct amount of nachos.

this post was submitted on 21 Apr 2026
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