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[-] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 69 points 1 month ago

while giving a sermon at the Pentagon

What the fuck? Why is this alcoholic giving sermons at the Pentagon?

[-] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 1 month ago

Unsurprisingly, alcoholics are great at making bad and morally unsound decisions

[-] D_C@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Why is an unregistered paedo, reality TV star, confirmed rapist, racist, convicted felon, bankruptcy champion, russian stooge, blatant corrupt, pathological liar, massively narcissistic, dementia riddled mushy brained, pussy grabbing sexual assaulter allowed to be the us president (twice)?

And why is the aforementioned ambling barrel of obese syphilis allowed to put these inexperienced idiots to be in such positions of power?

Christ, allowing a tantrumming toddler to have all that power is ridiculous in itself. But then allowing a manbaby to just gut and replace such important jobs with insane sycophants is absolutely moronic!

[-] MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Because the United States are broken beyond repair.

[-] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world -1 points 1 month ago

He dis it pro boner like all things Rebuplicars do with there lives: abuse woman

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Spoken like a true philosopher.

[-] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I take offense to this! I AM a public masturbator, a good one at that, and I will not be shamed by association with homeless people, which I also was for four years

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