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[-] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 69 points 1 month ago

while giving a sermon at the Pentagon

What the fuck? Why is this alcoholic giving sermons at the Pentagon?

[-] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 1 month ago

Unsurprisingly, alcoholics are great at making bad and morally unsound decisions

[-] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[-] D_C@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Why is an unregistered paedo, reality TV star, confirmed rapist, racist, convicted felon, bankruptcy champion, russian stooge, blatant corrupt, pathological liar, massively narcissistic, dementia riddled mushy brained, pussy grabbing sexual assaulter allowed to be the us president (twice)?

And why is the aforementioned ambling barrel of obese syphilis allowed to put these inexperienced idiots to be in such positions of power?

Christ, allowing a tantrumming toddler to have all that power is ridiculous in itself. But then allowing a manbaby to just gut and replace such important jobs with insane sycophants is absolutely moronic!

[-] MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Because the United States are broken beyond repair.

[-] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world -1 points 1 month ago

He dis it pro boner like all things Rebuplicars do with there lives: abuse woman

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Spoken like a true philosopher.

[-] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I take offense to this! I AM a public masturbator, a good one at that, and I will not be shamed by association with homeless people, which I also was for four years

[-] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 69 points 1 month ago

Yup this is the religion that people take so seriously that they get to decide what you get to read.

Enough deference to this phoney ass religion and it's phoney ass followers.

[-] GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone 60 points 1 month ago

I convinced him that it was real and he should use it. I got added to the Iran war signal chat by accident earlier this week, don't think he's noticed I'm not supposed to be included. To be fair, he's usually pretty lit.

[-] catdog@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 month ago

There's so much madness going on, I already forgot about this particular fuckup.

[-] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

he's usually pretty lit

😏

[-] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

With all the fuckups recently, a random lemming getting added to a white house war crime chat wouldn't even surprise me at this point.

[-] stumu415@lemmy.zip 38 points 1 month ago

It's like every day something about this regime comes out that simply defies believe. The stupidity is just mind blowing.

[-] tal@lemmy.today 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

https://people.com/jd-vance-heckled-says-pope-leo-should-be-careful-talking-theology-amid-donald-trump-conflict-11950188

While speaking at the event on Tuesday, April 14, Vance, 41, who converted to Catholicism as an adult, insisted that the first American pope should “be careful when he talks about matters of theology.”

I don't feel like the current cabinet would be strongly-positioned for a theological dispute with the Pope.

[-] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago

He should fucking know what happens to fucking Nazis in Tarantino's universe...

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Yeah, about that...

Do you guys think you could get on with it?

[-] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Tarantino’s universe yes.
In his reality he supports zionist fascists

[-] AmidFuror@fedia.io 25 points 1 month ago

I know he's stupid and a drunk, but I don't believe for a moment he thought there was a biblical verse about aviators. They were obviously repurposing the Pulp Fiction quote for this particular pilot and his unit.

[-] IAmYouButYouDontKnowYet@reddthat.com 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Right. That matches his persona perfectly.

I bet when he was around black people in social settings as a younger person he brought up Samuel Jackson to relate.

[-] SalmiakDragon@feddit.nu 1 points 1 month ago

I think the issue was mixing in non-bible material, without disclosing it, during a sermon.

[-] Rothe@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago

He should not be holding a sermon in the first place. That is the main issue. It is rather inconsequential if the goobledegook he says differs from regular sermon goobledegook.

[-] SalmiakDragon@feddit.nu 1 points 1 month ago

He should not be holding a sermon in the first place.

I agree.

That is the main issue.

I guess?

It is rather inconsequential if the goobledegook he says differs from regular sermon goobledegook.

No, I don't think so. It matters whether he is sincere or just a grifter.

[-] Rothe@piefed.social 1 points 1 month ago

Indeed. He thinks he was being badass.

[-] obinice@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Pentagon.... sermon 🤔

[-] MrSulu@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 month ago

"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to capture and destroy my brother......"

He really really wants to be the whitest black man in America.

[-] aviationeast@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

I mean Trump thinks he's ̶C̶h̶r̶i̶s̶t̶ a doctor.

[-] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 9 points 1 month ago

Very normal and cool.

[-] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago

Probably found it with AI

[-] KraeuterRoy@feddit.org 7 points 1 month ago

Any day now someone is gonna quote Austin 3:16 - in the most ridiculous manner possible

[-] Foofighter@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago

Like.... "Yeah, Baby"?

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 6 points 1 month ago

Pete hegseth is the alcoholic defense secretary for anyone who forgot.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago

who has his own glamour room in the pentagon like kardashians would when they are doing makeup.

[-] itisileclerk@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Politicians give sermons, preachers give political speeches, charlatans give medical advice. I am honestly disappointed that the head of NASA is not a flat-earther.

[-] MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

We need MDs to start giving tarot advice or something to close the circle.

[-] muxika@piefed.muxika.org 4 points 1 month ago

All those crosses on his chest are stick-ons, right? To be a "Christian soldier" and be that ignorant of the Bible is an absolute slap in the face to anyone that takes Christianity seriously.

Confident stupidity feels like Kegsbreath's go-to move, though.

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Confident stupidity is the Hallmark of conservatives.

[-] TwinTitans@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

It’s almost like these guys….fake

[-] MrSulu@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

Hegseth dropped his wallet after the sermon..........

[-] fox2263@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

He’s not bad in a good way either. Just bad.

[-] MrSulu@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

Maybe if we switch to the word "Mother" to either bed or pig?

[-] DGen@piefed.zip 2 points 1 month ago

You cannot make this shit Up..wow

[-] Elilol@fedinsfw.app 1 points 1 month ago

I want this to be the main timeline so bad.

[-] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world -5 points 1 month ago

Well if he wanted fres oramge juice he should have order a heas like the rest of the peanut people. Bible. Heh. Like Jesus knows where the camel goes. Amd how!

God i hate rich assholes who think they know there ass from there ass but its really a hole in the ground so get tinnitus like I did when I fuck the whole the in the backyard back when I was then.

[-] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago
[-] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Borh that and another goes against the stature of minibar two times twosday

[-] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

Am I having the stroke or are you??

[-] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

WE are, bro jompson go quiggy wi it

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