while giving a sermon at the Pentagon
What the fuck? Why is this alcoholic giving sermons at the Pentagon?
Unsurprisingly, alcoholics are great at making bad and morally unsound decisions
No we done
Why is an unregistered paedo, reality TV star, confirmed rapist, racist, convicted felon, bankruptcy champion, russian stooge, blatant corrupt, pathological liar, massively narcissistic, dementia riddled mushy brained, pussy grabbing sexual assaulter allowed to be the us president (twice)?
And why is the aforementioned ambling barrel of obese syphilis allowed to put these inexperienced idiots to be in such positions of power?
Christ, allowing a tantrumming toddler to have all that power is ridiculous in itself. But then allowing a manbaby to just gut and replace such important jobs with insane sycophants is absolutely moronic!
Because the United States are broken beyond repair.
He dis it pro boner like all things Rebuplicars do with there lives: abuse woman
Spoken like a true philosopher.
Yup this is the religion that people take so seriously that they get to decide what you get to read.
Enough deference to this phoney ass religion and it's phoney ass followers.
I convinced him that it was real and he should use it. I got added to the Iran war signal chat by accident earlier this week, don't think he's noticed I'm not supposed to be included. To be fair, he's usually pretty lit.
There's so much madness going on, I already forgot about this particular fuckup.
he's usually pretty lit
😏
With all the fuckups recently, a random lemming getting added to a white house war crime chat wouldn't even surprise me at this point.
It's like every day something about this regime comes out that simply defies believe. The stupidity is just mind blowing.
While speaking at the event on Tuesday, April 14, Vance, 41, who converted to Catholicism as an adult, insisted that the first American pope should “be careful when he talks about matters of theology.”
I don't feel like the current cabinet would be strongly-positioned for a theological dispute with the Pope.
He should fucking know what happens to fucking Nazis in Tarantino's universe...
Yeah, about that...
Do you guys think you could get on with it?
Tarantino’s universe yes.
In his reality he supports zionist fascists
I know he's stupid and a drunk, but I don't believe for a moment he thought there was a biblical verse about aviators. They were obviously repurposing the Pulp Fiction quote for this particular pilot and his unit.
Right. That matches his persona perfectly.
I bet when he was around black people in social settings as a younger person he brought up Samuel Jackson to relate.
Indeed. He thinks he was being badass.
I think the issue was mixing in non-bible material, without disclosing it, during a sermon.
He should not be holding a sermon in the first place. That is the main issue. It is rather inconsequential if the goobledegook he says differs from regular sermon goobledegook.
He should not be holding a sermon in the first place.
I agree.
That is the main issue.
I guess?
It is rather inconsequential if the goobledegook he says differs from regular sermon goobledegook.
No, I don't think so. It matters whether he is sincere or just a grifter.
Pentagon.... sermon 🤔
"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to capture and destroy my brother......"
He really really wants to be the whitest black man in America.
I mean Trump thinks he's ̶C̶h̶r̶i̶s̶t̶ a doctor.
Very normal and cool.
Probably found it with AI
Any day now someone is gonna quote Austin 3:16 - in the most ridiculous manner possible
Like.... "Yeah, Baby"?
Pete hegseth is the alcoholic defense secretary for anyone who forgot.
who has his own glamour room in the pentagon like kardashians would when they are doing makeup.
Politicians give sermons, preachers give political speeches, charlatans give medical advice. I am honestly disappointed that the head of NASA is not a flat-earther.
We need MDs to start giving tarot advice or something to close the circle.
All those crosses on his chest are stick-ons, right? To be a "Christian soldier" and be that ignorant of the Bible is an absolute slap in the face to anyone that takes Christianity seriously.
Confident stupidity feels like Kegsbreath's go-to move, though.
Confident stupidity is the Hallmark of conservatives.
It’s almost like these guys….fake
Hegseth dropped his wallet after the sermon..........
He’s not bad in a good way either. Just bad.
Maybe if we switch to the word "Mother" to either bed or pig?
You cannot make this shit Up..wow
I want this to be the main timeline so bad.
Well if he wanted fres oramge juice he should have order a heas like the rest of the peanut people. Bible. Heh. Like Jesus knows where the camel goes. Amd how!
God i hate rich assholes who think they know there ass from there ass but its really a hole in the ground so get tinnitus like I did when I fuck the whole the in the backyard back when I was then.
Wut
Borh that and another goes against the stature of minibar two times twosday
Am I having the stroke or are you??
WE are, bro jompson go quiggy wi it
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