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[-] femtek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 101 points 3 weeks ago
[-] tdawg@lemmy.world 36 points 3 weeks ago

If do contract work that's not even that much

[-] femtek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 3 weeks ago

True, then insurance and no time off or other benefits would suck.

[-] mcv@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 weeks ago

It's only "no time off" if that's what you want. It's time off whenever you want (and sometimes when you don't want).

[-] 418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

Accurate. Source: 20 years solo.

[-] bus_factor@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Contract work is rarely direct deposit, though?

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 3 weeks ago

US banking is weird. How would it be paid instead?

[-] bus_factor@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I've never hired a software consultant, but most of the time when I hire a company or person to do contract work like roofing, gardening or similar they prefer to be paid by check. Sometimes they accept credit cards, but usually not when the bill is over a certain amount, due to the cut going to the card company.

Furthermore, "Direct Deposit" is basically a special term used for people getting their wages or salary paid to their bank account, as opposed to receiving it by check or cash. Other types of bank-to-bank transfers have different names, like "wire transfer" or "ACH transfer".

Americans love overcomplicating things in general, and particularly love using overly specific and technical names for stuff. There's acronyms everywhere, and things are named after weird technicalities. Like nobody says "retirement account", they call it "401(k)", named after the paragraph in the law which defines it.

You find stuff like that everywhere if you look. Some of their coins don't even have a value printed on them, you just have to memorize how much they're worth.

[-] mcv@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 weeks ago

In Europe (maybe also elsewhere outside the US?) nearly all transactions are simply direct bank transactions. Occasionally facilitated through some app, but usually it's just your own bank's app. Nobody has used checks for decades, and the only reason we're using credit cards is because the US keeps forcing them on us.

[-] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 3 points 3 weeks ago

You just have to memorize the coins

Plus they are not even logically ordered by size or anything.

[-] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Americans love overcomplicating things in general, and particularly love using overly specific and technical names for stuff. There’s acronyms everywhere, and things are named after weird technicalities. Like nobody says “retirement account”, they call it “401(k)”, named after the paragraph in the law which defines it.

As a plus, I can greatly confuse and terrify an Irish person by telling them about the thousands I send "to the old IRA" every year. 😂

[-] tdawg@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Depends on how you do ur billing but yeah it varies

[-] Kraiden@piefed.social 1 points 3 weeks ago

A month!? I know it's regional but that's low for a monthly deposit for a contractor!

[-] tdawg@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

You're not accounting for taxes and insurance. You lose way more to both as a self employed individual (at least here in the states)

[-] iamthetot@piefed.ca 8 points 3 weeks ago

If you're a self employed contractor, you're taking taxes and insurance out yourself, not from what you'd be paid.

[-] mcv@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 weeks ago

Exactly. When I was self employed, my monthly invoice was almost always in the 5 figures. From that you pay your VAT every quarter, save up for income taxes, pay all sorts of insurances, and what you've got left is a lot less, but the initial transfer looks very good.

[-] tdawg@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

I'm not really sure what your point is. If I bill my guy 8k for the hours I did last month he sends me 8k. I then personally have to buy my own insurance and do my quarterly taxes

[-] iamthetot@piefed.ca 4 points 3 weeks ago

Right, which would happen after the direct deposit, so your entire tangent about taxes and insurance seems irrelevant to the meme and conversation involving the amount in the meme.

[-] tdawg@lemmy.world -1 points 3 weeks ago

Reread the thread mate. If you already know that contractos charge more then you shouldn't be this confused

[-] ieGod@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 weeks ago

You're the one that needs to reread. For real.

[-] tdawg@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

It's crazy how missing a single word can spiral out like this. My b y'all

[-] tyler@programming.dev 21 points 3 weeks ago

Nah, that’s a normal paycheck for a medium level engineer in any American big city.

[-] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 8 points 3 weeks ago
[-] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 6 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah that’s a very big monthly pay

[-] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

$150,000/yr (yes big, less than median for software engineers in the US) is $2k/week, $8k/month

Edit: $2k/week after taxes because direct deposit is the context of this discussion

[-] kiagam@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

8k/month is 96k/year. Just multiply by 12

[-] brave_lemmywinks@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

How dare you question his math?! He gets paid 96k /150k for that!

[-] baines@lemmy.cafe 4 points 3 weeks ago

this is about a deposit so it’s take home

401k etc makes this fuzzy

[-] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Direct deposit is after taxes. Bi-weekly or weekly deposit is the most common.

[-] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 0 points 3 weeks ago

They said the US. Ao mathing is hard.

[-] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

Take home vs before taxes are very different numbers

[-] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

less than median for software engineers in the US

What

I’m moving there the second the orange guy gets thrown out of the White House

$2k/month is considered a very good salary in my country

Btw how does 8k/ month make 150k/year? Do you get bonuses or shares or whatever? I heard that they give shares to employees in the US

[-] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

As far as I know, $150K isn't less than the median for software engineers in the entire US . It is less than the median for Senior/Lead Software Engineers though, so maybe that still works for you. In a HCOL city, you likely get far more than this amount, but it wouldn't go nearly as far obviously.

[-] NewSocialWhoDis@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

If it's direct deposit, the $6k is probably for a two week pay period. That's the standard for most corporations in the US. Withholdings, including taxes and retirement accounts and health insurance, is going to take roughly 1/3, so this guy is making $9k x 26 = ~$235k (probably more like $250k/yr).

[-] ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

That's not less than median in the US. That's in the upper half, probably upper third of software salaries. Silicon valley shit really warps perspectives.

[-] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

no it's not. at least where i live, it's considered poor.

[-] rishado@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

I don't think there's a single place on earth where 6k used/month is considered "poor"

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