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[-] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Figuratively of course. We wouldn't want her to potentially feel any pleasure from human contact.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I’m more concerned about her producing more crotch goblins, to be honest.

Maybe she'd quietly discover that there are acceptable reasons for someone to have an abortion (in a very her-shaped limited circumstances kind of way) instead.

[-] ragepaw@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago
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