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[-] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 28 points 2 weeks ago

"Sealions on the other side of the planet are sometimes mean, that is why my client needed to bash this one with a rock bigger than your head. Your honor."

[-] refolde@hexbear.net 33 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It's even worse than that. "Sea lions on the other side of the planet are sometimes mean, so I will attack a Hawaiian monk seal, which isn't even a sea lion."

Anyways he deserves to die from asphyxiation by having a monk seal shove him up its nose.

this post was submitted on 16 May 2026
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