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-Elephants can't jump.

-Starfish don't brains.

-Cheetahs are almost literally giant housecats: they purr, they meow, they don't attack humans and are surprisingly easy to tame.

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[-] anon6789@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago

And one arm is used especially for octopus sexy time. (hectocotylus)

[-] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 hours ago

All that hentai led me to believe otherwise

[-] anon6789@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

That's why that's just fantasy ๐Ÿ˜„

this post was submitted on 24 May 2026
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