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submitted 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) by stemy@lemmy.ml to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

-Elephants can't jump.

-Starfish don't brains.

-Cheetahs are almost literally giant housecats: they purr, they meow, they don't attack humans and are surprisingly easy to tame.

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[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Meerkat mobs are led by a dominant female. She's identifiable by looking for the biggest butt.

[-] reallyzen@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Cats offer us mice because we are incompetent at hunting ourselves.

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 hours ago

Humans can throw objects in excess of 100 mph, and hit a target from over 60 feet away

[-] kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Orb weaver spiders use their webs as giant, super-effective external eardrums.

https://youtu.be/D1LJ3uBxRhE (@ about 26:45)

[-] Enekk@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

Wild bees (often solo) will sometimes "bed down" in cactus flowers. The flowers close in the evening providing protection for the sleeping bee.

[-] TiredTiger@lemmy.ml 9 points 8 hours ago

Opossums are essentially immune to rabies and eat ticks.

[-] anon6789@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago

You can see a good portion of the back of many owls' eyes if you look in their ears.

[-] probable_possum@leminal.space 8 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Some scorpions can drop their tail if in danger. But afterwards they can't poop anymore and die of constipation months later.

Link

[-] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Platypuses are one of the few venomous mammals. Males have a spur on their hind legs, which can inject a venom that can make a human sick for several weeks.

[-] AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 hours ago

Yeah Dr. Doofenshmirtz is just trying to catch a wild animal called Perry the platypus

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 10 points 10 hours ago

The octopus has 9 brains, one central brain (donut shaped, around the esophagus), and one in each of the 8 arms.

[-] anon6789@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago

And one arm is used especially for octopus sexy time. (hectocotylus)

[-] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 hours ago

All that hentai led me to believe otherwise

[-] anon6789@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

That's why that's just fantasy 😄

[-] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago

Elephants think humans are cute

[-] showmeyourkizinti@startrek.website 30 points 13 hours ago

Cheetah’s went through a genetic bottleneck somewhere between ten and twelve thousand years ago. There may have been less than ten left at one point. Dating the Cheetah Genetic Bottleneck
My totally silly theory is that humans in fact where adopting kits at that time and help saved the species, and that’s why they’re so almost domesticated.

[-] DrBob@lemmy.ca 9 points 9 hours ago

There is almost no genetic diversity among them. You can skin graft or transplant organs between any two cheetahs without fear of rejection.

[-] toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online 5 points 10 hours ago

Barnacles have the longest penis relative to body size out of all animals.

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 17 points 13 hours ago

-Starfish don't brains.

Starfish ALL brain! Decentralized nervous system means it's brain all the way down, baby!

[-] Jerb322@lemmy.world 11 points 12 hours ago
[-] Mostly_Gristle@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

I think I would have been a lot happier if I'd never learned that.

[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 25 points 15 hours ago

Pigs can't look up. Sharks are older than trees. The duck billed platypus has no nipples; milk just oozes from the skin. All mammals have the same number of cervical vertebrae.

[-] mech@feddit.org 20 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Sharks are as old as fire.
They evolved around 450 million years ago, which is also the time oxygen levels in the atmosphere first got high enough to sustain fire, and land plants appeared that could catch fire.

[-] Berttheduck@lemmy.ml 7 points 10 hours ago

That is an even cooler extension to the sharks are older than trees fact which I enjoy.

[-] luthis@lemmy.nz 7 points 12 hours ago

It should be just platypus. And ducks are really platypus billed ducks. The platypus had it's bill first way before ducks came along

[-] IronBird@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

pigs can very obviously look up

[-] YaksDC@sh.itjust.works 26 points 15 hours ago
[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 8 points 13 hours ago

are their assholes square?

[-] Berttheduck@lemmy.ml 6 points 10 hours ago

They have weird butt muscles and use the poop as trail markers if I remember rightly.

[-] Thassodar@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 hours ago

Asking the important questions.

They also have an armored butt

[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 16 points 14 hours ago

Starfish don’t brains?

I like that cats know their own names, understand why we’re saying them, yet choose to ignore us on purpose.

[-] jdr@lemmy.ml 11 points 13 hours ago

Dogs are cool.

[-] InterestingUsername@lemmy.ml 6 points 11 hours ago

Penguins have a gland above their eye that converts saltwater into freshwater

[-] buttmasterflex@piefed.social 5 points 11 hours ago

Elephants have a prehensile penis that they sometimes use for a fifth leg.

[-] probable_possum@leminal.space 1 points 9 hours ago
this post was submitted on 24 May 2026
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