No one fucking came to my fucking birthday party. I set up this 16-player Mario Kart: Double Dash LAN setup FOR NOTHING. (hexbear.net)

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I RSVPed everyone and they all responded with "nice" and nothing else, so I assumed that was a yes.

No one came.

Spending my 69th year on this planet playing 150cc All Cup Tour alone. I'll be back in 50+ minutes.

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[-] Pandantic@midwest.social 7 points 2 days ago

Now call the rest who responded and see if they're busy. They maybe just forgot. Things are already looking up, maybe you can pull off nice bday after all! Cheering for you comrade! Keep us updated!

[-] microfiche@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

Either way it's a win. If they show up, friends. If not, 32 pizzas for himself.

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