Despite knowing this is a joke it made me sad. Ive spent my last few birthdays alone, partially cause its right before Christmas, but also cause I badically have 1 friend at this point.

I would not have missed my chance to come to the Double Dash LAN setup, send me an invite next time

did you forget I'm here? look up, I'm taped to the ceiling

i would spend Woke Palpatine's 69th birthday playing mario kart with them because that sounds like a fun time tbh

you'd lose me if it were mario party

What about your wife? Or was she playing Mario Party again?

nice

I feel like i played a ton of double dash but it feels like the only GC game that had any influence on the rest of their series' games was Smash Melee

It's been an hour re you good dude? I'm out the front with a 2L LA Ice Cola and pack of cheezles

Maybe if you had sprung for n64 DOOM and corn chips we would have shown up. Nobody to blame for this shortcoming but yourself Conrad.