i'm eligible for unemployment and my employer is like 'yea dawg pay them' and I'm GOING BACK TO WORK at the end of the summer, but to GET unemployment insurance payments I have to look for work (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 day ago by LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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just gonna put that there at the top of the list of the reasons I say shit like "I hate needless dumb fucking bureaucracy" and if we ever, god fucking willing, please, jesus fucking christ, get to see the day we get to see Cultural Revolution style public accusations, trials and punishments for the bourgeoisie, I am absolutely going to put whoever made this happen at the top of the list

how fucking hard would it have been to have an exemption for employees with seasonal disruptions? oh wait the point is to make people not get UI payments. face the wall

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[-] LittleFellaNamedBoof@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago

If I were you I'd have fun with it. Submit absolutely insane AI generated resumes to shitty companies. Apply to microsoft and be like "I have extensive experience making things worse. I'd be a perfect fit at the company."

[-] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I think you can get sanctioned (less money) if it's too obvious. And the applications might have to go to companies from a list too. Depends on the country I guess.