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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago
[-] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago

I only care about time spent (being married). Post your stats.

[-] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

My wife and I have a retro-active binding marriage that retro-actively applies to when we met so we legally spend more of our life being married. That's how serious we are about this.

[-] BobDole@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

Bob Dole was married in 1975

[-] DirtyPair@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago

well i've been divorced four times. kiddo.

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago
[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

I have 2 failed engagements and my current relationship is not great.

Fuck im an amateur, I gotta step up my game.

[-] oliveoil@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

For the record, I've been divorced 69 420 times.

This includes the girl on the playground back in Elementary who kept deciding we were married and then divorced me over and over.

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago

former speaker of the house newt gingrich is that you?

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