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Just joined the cult of the ebike. Get in here and brag about how much you love the micro mobility revolution!
(hexbear.net)
I'm cycle pilled and fully electric. I've got wind in my hair and bugs in my teeth. I've got places to be and sweat stains in my pits. I'm moisturized, unbothered, in my (protected!) bike lane, and flourishing. I can't fully ditch my car yet for intermittent long distance commute reasons, BUT, I think I will be able to when I switch projects next year. Capitalism is a fuck, death to AmeriKKKa, may crude oil go to $1000 a gallon!
Please. I'm a 6 year member. Do I need to write it in Maoist standard English to get the parody across? I said passing on your 'left' as an intentional pun too. This is a shit post, don't be shitty.
I mean yeah, that might make it a little funny. Ig I should have checked your papers.
Uphold c/main thought. Fuckin revisionists up in here pretending to do praxis by hating jokes. we're all safer now thank you