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Just joined the cult of the ebike. Get in here and brag about how much you love the micro mobility revolution!
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I'm cycle pilled and fully electric. I've got wind in my hair and bugs in my teeth. I've got places to be and sweat stains in my pits. I'm moisturized, unbothered, in my (protected!) bike lane, and flourishing. I can't fully ditch my car yet for intermittent long distance commute reasons, BUT, I think I will be able to when I switch projects next year. Capitalism is a fuck, death to AmeriKKKa, may crude oil go to $1000 a gallon!
Please. I'm a 6 year member. Do I need to write it in Maoist standard English to get the parody across? I said passing on your 'left' as an intentional pun too. This is a shit post, don't be shitty.
I mean yeah, that might make it a little funny. Ig I should have checked your papers.
Uphold c/main thought. Fuckin revisionists up in here pretending to do praxis by hating jokes. we're all safer now thank you
Ur mad because u made yourself the butt of the joke by pretending to be a nazi with the "master race" thing. You can make the joke if you really have to, but we also have to call you Hitler and stunt on you. A fake nazi is only funny when he is being mocked or beaten, you see? Otherwise we're conjuring the image just to have him around.
Funny joke! The punchline is dehumanization
Cease your car posting citizen, or face my wrath
Two leftists calling each other "crakkker" online, name a more classic duo. I'll wait.