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submitted 17 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) by MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

sicko-jammin sicko-biker sicko-pig

I'm cycle pilled and fully electric. I've got wind in my hair and bugs in my teeth. I've got places to be and sweat stains in my pits. I'm moisturized, unbothered, in my (protected!) bike lane, and flourishing. I can't fully ditch my car yet for intermittent long distance commute reasons, BUT, I think I will be able to when I switch projects next year. Capitalism is a fuck, death to AmeriKKKa, may crude oil go to $1000 a gallon!

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[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 10 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Really? Maybe I'll want to use the full speed more often then. I used to have a single speed in a very flat city. It was one of the best times in my life as far as fitness goes. I can't wait to get back out there without fearing the ravages of time so much. I expect to be able to scale with the bike because it is a torque sensor. As I get stronger I can lower the PAS. I live somewhere a little hilly now, and I would really struggle to get back into it. I was the kind of person who needed to 'fool' my body into exercise with fun activities. Can't wait to finally pull off that trick again.

[-] yellowfattybean@hexbear.net 8 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

My absolute favorite thing is an ebike's ability to flatten hills. I hope you put many many miles on it

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 7 points 15 hours ago

warning: genuinely bad pun"Flattened Hill" planet-hillary

[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 6 points 14 hours ago

I exhaled loudly. Never has 9to5 seen a pun crafted by such masterful wit

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