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submitted 20 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) by MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

sicko-jammin sicko-biker sicko-pig

I'm cycle pilled and fully electric. I've got wind in my hair and bugs in my teeth. I've got places to be and sweat stains in my pits. I'm moisturized, unbothered, in my (protected!) bike lane, and flourishing. I can't fully ditch my car yet for intermittent long distance commute reasons, BUT, I think I will be able to when I switch projects next year. Capitalism is a fuck, death to AmeriKKKa, may crude oil go to $1000 a gallon!

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[-] yellowfattybean@hexbear.net 8 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

My absolute favorite thing is an ebike's ability to flatten hills. I hope you put many many miles on it

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 8 points 18 hours ago

warning: genuinely bad pun"Flattened Hill" planet-hillary

[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 6 points 17 hours ago

I exhaled loudly. Never has 9to5 seen a pun crafted by such masterful wit

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