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Anon pets a dog
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this post was submitted on 12 Jun 2026
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Don't worry, I'm pretty sure it's fake (and gay)
Yeah, it was really a spaniel, and he didn't 'pat its back' with his hand.
The spaniel dry humped him and the pop tart was off brand. And the teacher didn't scream but just laughed