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My cat (no pic cause he is famous) My cat is the best cat ever. He is smart and strong and he could beat your cat 1v1 in a fight. He can also do a kickflip and and he can run really fast and jump really high. He is also the best looking cat.

Sorry but I wont share my cat pics with you even if you asked.

EDIT . OK I will share his name. He is called Shadow cause he is a cool and smooth operator

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[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago

My cat is cooler because she doesn't do any of that shit and all she wants to do is snuggle and purr and lick you. And yes I mean you, literally anyone. Anyone walks in the house and she's like oh wow a new person to snuggle and a new face to lick I love this. She is the most snuggly precious creature on earth. She can't kick anyone's ass but she doesn't need to because nothing in the world would ever want to hurt her.

[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago

My cat smokes cigars and has a podcast about mens rights.

[-] Runcible@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

....spay/neuter your pets folks

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

My cat would even snuggle your incel cat. She's just that precious

[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

what if our cats kissed....haha jk. unless crush

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

She would do that she loves to lick

this post was submitted on 13 Jun 2026
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