This post is about the ACTUAL BEST CAT EVVER (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) by 9to5@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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My cat (no pic cause he is famous) My cat is the best cat ever. He is smart and strong and he could beat your cat 1v1 in a fight. He can also do a kickflip and and he can run really fast and jump really high. He is also the best looking cat.

Sorry but I wont share my cat pics with you even if you asked.

EDIT . OK I will share his name. He is called Shadow cause he is a cool and smooth operator

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[-] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 6 points 1 hour ago

oh we're throwing down its on

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 hour ago

I bet you feel real dumb rn

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 4 points 1 hour ago

*blocks ur path*

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 10 points 2 hours ago

My cat is cooler because she doesn't do any of that shit and all she wants to do is snuggle and purr and lick you. And yes I mean you, literally anyone. Anyone walks in the house and she's like oh wow a new person to snuggle and a new face to lick I love this. She is the most snuggly precious creature on earth. She can't kick anyone's ass but she doesn't need to because nothing in the world would ever want to hurt her.

[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 7 points 2 hours ago

My cat smokes cigars and has a podcast about mens rights.

[-] Runcible@hexbear.net 4 points 1 hour ago

....spay/neuter your pets folks

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 6 points 2 hours ago

My cat would even snuggle your incel cat. She's just that precious

[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 5 points 2 hours ago

what if our cats kissed....haha jk. unless crush

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 4 points 2 hours ago

She would do that she loves to lick

[-] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 5 points 2 hours ago

oh fuck you, no, no no no bateman-desperate

[-] Keld@hexbear.net 6 points 2 hours ago

I saw a poster for a missing cat and then right after saw a cat with its exact markings so I thought to myself "Kismet, I get to do a good deed today". I took some pictures on my phone and approached it, but it ran off to a place i couldnt follow. So I texted the number with the picture and they said "Yeah thats a local cat that looks exactly like ours but it isn't. Thanks for trying though". And darn, I almost thought i did something good.

[-] microfiche@hexbear.net 6 points 2 hours ago

despite it not being the one they are looking for, the fact that you took time of your own volition says a lot. If more of us took the time to text a stranger’s number because they thought they saw someone’s missing pet, we’d be a lot better off collectively. Dont feel bad for it being the wrong pet, though i completely understand why. Feel good for having taken a second to try.