Remember to process your new American unemployment period by going through all the stages:

1. Denial (Fuck them! I'm better off.)
2. Terror (WTF AM I GOING TO DO!?!?!?)
3. Procrastination (I might as well take a week for myself I never get a vacation anyways)
4. Diligence (Okay, let's apply for jobs. I got bills to pay.)
5. Panic (FUCK! Nobody is responding to my applications! My bills are DUE!)
6. Desperation (Accept the first job offer you get.)