[-] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago

"if you gave him an enema you could bury him in a matchbox"

[-] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

the only people who watch tv are boomers and its only to have a constant stream of fox news and whatever other conservative slop on at all times

but, i mean, oh no... please dont take away the television please i beg you

[-] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

hope it sinks into the swamp

also alligators are not that dangerous to grown adults. ive literally been feet from them in an inflatable kayak its no big deal

[-] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 21 points 3 days ago

the democratic party hates muslim men

[-] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago

i dont get it. so he cant use ai over death threats?

[-] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 75 points 1 week ago

"So when we were negotiating with Iran it was a lie so Israel could attack it. Then we said we wanted to negotiate but that was a lie, too, so we could bomb them. So anyways, we need Iran to stop with the aggression and come to the negotiating table."

[-] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 70 points 3 months ago

What does it mean they were stranded when the tide rose to their necks like dude just go to the shore???

[-] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 124 points 5 months ago

people love their symbolic bullshit like, "yeah it would be nice to see the president go to the site" what that really means is it would be nice for the airspace to be cut off and traffic to be disrupted and flights to be delayed and the investigation slowed to a crawl while the security detail disrupts everything so that a guy can look around for a few minutes and be like, "yup, some aircraft sure did crash here!"

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ebil chinese gov censorhsip tho ami wright?

i literally cannot stop laughing at the irony of this

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I really mean this. Most of the time its embarrassing as fuck what they thought going in. Literally, "I thought it would be a dystopian totalitarian nightmare where everyone walked around like zombies." It's just amazing to me to see how much people buy into the propaganda they are told. You didn't have a single nugget of skepticism on that nonsense, homey?

Or, "OMG I did not expect to see [restaurant] here!" Yeah, it's a modern, thriving economy which by most measures that actually try and compare it fairly to the west puts it well ahead of America. You think some western companies would try and break into that market?

Another good one is, "I can't believe how nice everyone was!" This one is wild to me because it's an accidental admission to racism. "I thought the Chinese man would be duplicitous and suspicious of me as is the nature of his ilk!" Fuck off. I would suspect that almost anywhere in the world you go as a tourist most people either won't pay you much mind or be kind to you as the average person is generally fairly kind and welcoming. Or they want to sell you something because they make a living off tourists. There are exceptions, like the French who will treat you like shit and also try to sell you something while doing it, but otherwise this is true almost anywhere.

Oh and don't forget the final thoughts segment where they have to add in a caveat that of course you can't really trust anything any of the people from China say about their country or it's political situation because obviously they must be frightened that secret CCP agents will jump out of the shadows as soon as the travel vlogger walks away and take the poor Chinese citizen to a political re-education camp. Though, I admit that this sentiment is at least dying down and you don't see it as much.

Obviously these are the extremes but in all seriousness the travel videos of white people going to China and being blown away by it's progress are overall pretty based and it's nice to see the bubble of western propaganda being popped even if it's the most ridiculous liberals who are doing it.

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i watched a dude, who was alone, eating his burger get up from his table and walk into the bathroom with his burger, still eating it, then 3 minutes later come back out still finishing it off

this was before covid and i still think about it sometimes

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could be better but honestly keep up the good work

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Should be described as "human-made".

Women hold up half the genocide.

[-] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 129 points 1 year ago

bombing an embassy is a declaration of war

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No, this isn't 1960. 2008-2023 is the date range. Only records were kept for people buried after 2016.

One of the bodies is a man who was hit by an off-duty officer. The PD said they could not identify him. His exhumed body had his wallet in his pocket with a state issued ID and an information card with his home phone number on it and current address. They charged his mother $250 to reclaim his body for a proper burial. That same woman had her brother killed by the same police department when they brutally beat him to death on the side of the road. A pig went to prison for it.

Death to Amerikkka. Fuck this demon cracker nation.

[-] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 75 points 2 years ago

they really out here like "yes actually our religion and genocide are inseparable" like we've been smacking the hands of reddit atheists for a decade for trying to make this equivocation and now they are doing it for themselves

[-] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 83 points 2 years ago

The "Stockholm Syndrome" theory is even more crackpot than that. Yes, absolutely that's true: the person this theory is based on has said multiple times over the years that the reason she pretended to sympathize with her captors was to protect herself from an over-aggressive police force. Pretended is key here, she did not actually sympathize with them at all; it was purely a manipulation on her part part to survive (and no shade here she was very smart and I love this for her). However, the psychiatrist's theory about it was that she, as a woman, developed feelings for her captors because of, in his mind, the latent sexual desires of women to fall for strong men and to be dominated by them. So, yes, as usual when our bunk science is not based in racism it is usually based in some outlandish sexist notions (and sometimes both!).

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this is why we goon (hexbear.net)

gotta be ready for the sperm patrol in case you go out unexpectantly

[-] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 69 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

cia spooks run reddit

no, seriously

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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by LaughingLion@hexbear.net to c/fitness@hexbear.net

I don't know why it took me so long to figure this out.

Add a little teaspoon of your favorite unsweetened gelatin-based pudding dessert powder mix to your protein shake. I put in vanilla or cheesecake or chocolate flavor but whatever you like and then I give it a good blend with a blender or milk frother. It doesn't really change the flavor much at all, adds less than 5 calories, gives you collagen which is good for joints, and makes a GIGANTIC difference on the texture of the shake. No graininess. Just a silky smooth drink even if you are just using powder, water, and a small bit of gelatin. Night and day.

EDIT: One caveat for our vegan/vegetarian comrades - research this. Some flavors of pudding are vegan/vegetarian friendly and some aren't. It even varies within the same brand apparently. I'm not vegan but I don't want to advise you folks to violate your dietary needs. Be well.

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