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Must stay sleepy
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this post was submitted on 05 Jul 2023
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Jesus Christ you plebs! Buy a toilet light that is motion sensored to illuminate the bowl to whatever colour you want.
No need to turn on the lights.
I don't suggest changing the light to red either. Also, I do not suggest putting it to the rear of the toilet.
Just pee to the side of the toilet while you watch the light.
It's much better than turning on the light, peeing to the side of the toilet, and then going back to bed being kept up by wondering if you clean stuff up now or first thing in the morning.
But what if I want to burn my eyes out at 4 in the morning
Easy. Pretend you need to barf.
Switch light to red.
Kneel down, drive the procelein bus and pee as you pretend to need to get sick
You will still go to bed with those racing thoughts of cleanup. Or your downstairs neighbor will bang on your door, but your retinas will still tell your brain you are seeing a bright light.