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[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 51 points 1 year ago

What the actual fuck is going on here? "Skibidi toilet" what???

My kid used to play Roblox, which I understand is riddled with bullshit, but this is new to me and just utterly wild.

I guess this is the kinda stuff I missed out on (luckily avoided??) by just having one child - no bizarre sibling rivalry over opaque internet currency.

[-] aen@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago
[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 78 points 1 year ago

Seriously, there's ideology happening here. There are two factions, the skibidi toilets and the machine agents, locked in an escalating arms race which gradually destroys the entire world they're fighting over. The toilets have human heads grotesquely warped but toilet bodies while the agents have human bodies which are always in businesswear but machine heads, specifically machines of surveillance and propaganda (security cameras, televisions, and loudspeakers). The toilets primarily use physical attacks or eye lasers while the agents use more and more machines attached to their bodies. The toilets can parasitize the agents, but the agents quickly develop technological countermeasures.

The perspective is always that of an agent.

What does this say about surveillance, about government, about war and revolution and humanity? I don't know but it's not nothing.

[-] Wheaties@hexbear.net 48 points 1 year ago

i like that the toilets are disabled by flushing. that's some Doofenshmirtz enemy design right there

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 46 points 1 year ago

The toilets develop little caps to go over their flushers, too. Truly there's A Lot Going On Here.

[-] forcequit@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago

skibidi toilets did nothing wrong, death to america

[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago

I cannot adequately express how much I love this analysis, you fucking rock.

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

I've barely scratched the surface. I'm going to be thinking about this shit for days.

[-] privatized_sun@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

There are two factions, the skibidi toilets and the machine agents,

The skibidi toilets are a radicalized group who gets "normies" liberals to join them, basically Maoism.

The perspective is always that of an agent.

bourgeois dictatorship smh

What does this say about surveillance, about government, about war and revolution and humanity?

"humanity" no idealism please, there is a struggle between workers and property owners

[-] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

SkibiCIA toilet more like it

[-] Parsani@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago

Call me a boomer, but this should be illegal to show to children

[-] Wheaties@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago

could be worse

could be caillou

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

Nobody should be exposed to fr*nch canadians

[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Yeah I'm pretty sure caillou was like scientifically proven to make children become assholes

[-] hexachrome@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

it makes a bunch of people on reddit irrationally mad about those darn kids so critical support

[-] Parsani@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago
[-] hexachrome@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

the purest form of thought

[-] mkultrawide@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago

This is what HP Lovecraft was talking about.

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

wow this really says something about society

[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

THANK YOU! This answered questions my teen had about a conversation he overheard, and it absolutely delighted me. Idk what it says about me that I love this, but I super do.

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

it means you were either on the internet circa 2007 and enjoyed youtube poops and garry's mod videos, or you're about to learn about and enjoy them

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