Attempts, specifically. Stop fucking trying and just do it.
weak men make bad beer
bad beer makes strong men
etc etc
if I got a few friends together we could scrounge up enough money to buy off a politician
It would suddenly be bribery. Fuck you <3 
My brain tried to produce "yandere loomer face" and ground to a complete halt. Couldn't do it.
"if those kids could read they'd be very upset"
there had been a humble willingness to let jesus fill my hole, where he came
that top note, pure vanilla mpmpmpmpmp
Rampage is way older than that, I remember when its n64 remake was new and I also watched 9/11 live
but reddit told me reddit is liberal/woke/soy/gay
"We know, don't care, Ralph was a fucker rip bozo"
morals
good night
Iirc rogaine works by stopping follicle shrinkage, which is why it's so specifically effective for pattern baldness. Probably doesn't do anything to areas where follicles are just sparse.