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[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Can he donate like one billion to me first please?

[-] Mateja23@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

So selfish, he should give me a million, and then give 15usd to literally every single person on the planet (including himself).

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

So selfish

I'm practicing for when I'm a billionaire after he gives me a billion dollars this Tuesday.

[-] CPMSP@midwest.social 4 points 1 year ago

I'm so poor, even a million would help.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Oh I think a million would dramatically change the lives of 99% of the people on the planet.

this post was submitted on 10 Sep 2023
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