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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Greetings dear lemm.ee folks,

I'm not like those other mean Hexbearians. I'm one of the good ones, I promise. I just want choke

I just want you to love me. I'm so sorry for being on Hexbear. Please, please forgive me. I'll do anything. Anything.

Do you want me to stop using emojis? Done. No more PPB? Done. Intense sobbing

I hereby forswear socialism. I'm a liberal now. Do you love me now? Please? Please? Just pick me.

I humbly request that all parties involved in the comments refrain from using slurs or name-calling to reduce the workload on mods and admins.

Edit: @comr@hexbear.net got banned. Eat shit

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[-] Wheaties@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago

the earth was flat but they used the corners in the COVID vaccine and that's why it's round now

...is this hyperbole, or did a comment actually assert this?

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago

Hyperbole but the fact that you had to question it proves the point!

[-] Wheaties@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

Not so much that I had to question it, just that the off chance this was a reference was too good to pass up

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