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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

Greetings dear lemm.ee folks,

I'm not like those other mean Hexbearians. I'm one of the good ones, I promise. I just want choke

I just want you to love me. I'm so sorry for being on Hexbear. Please, please forgive me. I'll do anything. Anything.

Do you want me to stop using emojis? Done. No more PPB? Done. Intense sobbing

I hereby forswear socialism. I'm a liberal now. Do you love me now? Please? Please? Just pick me.

I humbly request that all parties involved in the comments refrain from using slurs or name-calling to reduce the workload on mods and admins.

Edit: @comr@hexbear.net got banned. Eat shit

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[-] impiri@lemm.ee 137 points 2 years ago

First of all, you’re a bunch of stupid trump-loving alt-left antifa fascist children

Secondly, you resort to name calling

[-] TrudeauCastroson@hexbear.net 117 points 2 years ago

I can't tell if this is a joke or not, so I'll just say I enjoyed reading this because it made me laugh

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 92 points 2 years ago

spoilerIt's a joke, look at their post history. Have to admit they almost got me to bite because you never know bait

[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 70 points 2 years ago

Oh God I just want you to love me please

[-] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 64 points 2 years ago

trump-anguish name a bigger and wetter president

you cant

[-] JohnBrownsBussy2@hexbear.net 57 points 2 years ago

New site tagline.

[-] inasaba@lemmy.ml 52 points 2 years ago
[-] impiri@lemm.ee 67 points 2 years ago

fascism - antifascism - synfacism

Syndicalist-fascists finally getting some representation. Mussolini would be proud if wasn’t so dead.

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[-] sicklemode@hexbear.net 45 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Just curious here. What are your solutions to the endlessly decaying social and material conditions of the West?

Edit: I think I got caught in the bit again michael-laugh

[-] impiri@lemm.ee 73 points 2 years ago

I see you and I hear your question, and let me just say: I hear you. I see you. You are seen. You are heard

alt-left

How very Trumpian of you!!!!

[-] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 82 points 2 years ago

I don't get hexbear, all I did was post one little political opinion and all of a sudden I have people calling me a fascist and replying with rude emojis. Very uncivil behavior, I'm used to forums where my legitimate and valuable political ideas can be discussed freely and with mutual respect!

Also please do not ask what I posted or look up the original thread or quote any of my previous comments, that is also uncivil.

[-] jeremy_sylvis@midwest.social 77 points 2 years ago

Hexbear is the chemo to the r/Politics migration that is killing Lemmy.

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[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 74 points 2 years ago

Ee wants to defend? That's kinda sad I like ee. Mostly because their takes are chaos. Absolutely chaos. Sometimes they're good. Sometimes they're bad. Sometimes you get that take outta left field about how the earth was flat but they used the corners in the COVID vaccine and that's why it's round now. It's a grab bag of fun and surprise every time.

[-] Wheaties@hexbear.net 39 points 2 years ago

the earth was flat but they used the corners in the COVID vaccine and that's why it's round now

...is this hyperbole, or did a comment actually assert this?

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 39 points 2 years ago

Hyperbole but the fact that you had to question it proves the point!

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[-] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 71 points 2 years ago

Another thing, you Hexbears have big, annoying emojis of Ben Shapiro and Jordan Peterson, but why don't you have big, annoying emojis of me?

I want better representation in your emojis.

[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago
[-] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 33 points 2 years ago

Yay?

  • Mango Rampart
[-] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 61 points 2 years ago

I'm so sorry for being on Hexbear

Some crimes can never be forgiven snipes-hesitation

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 60 points 2 years ago

I'm a liberal now. Do you love me now?

Sorry, but I have to do it:

Love me, love me, love me, I'm a liberal

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 51 points 2 years ago

Nobody can handle Hexbears truth bombs lmao.

[-] Ithorian@hexbear.net 48 points 2 years ago

Hexbear has some of the dumbest users, people there think I have good takes sometimes.

[-] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 47 points 2 years ago

Why does such a large portion of lemm.ee want to block hexbear.net?

they can't handle the bantz

[-] MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 46 points 2 years ago

Just a suggestion, but maybe one particular Hexbear should stop misspelling my name in increasingly silly way?

Also, watch my movies.

[-] ShareThatBread@hexbear.net 46 points 2 years ago

According to comments in other posts from other instance Libs, seemingly we have to follow their posting. Which is to be il-informed and have absolute dog shit takes with a strong preference for bigotry against any non Anglosphere state.

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[-] envis10n@hexbear.net 39 points 2 years ago

As a former lemm.ee user, I don't get it.

After a recent thread dedicated to only shitting on hexbear, with constant hate and misinformation being thrown around, I decided to apply here.

I'm sick of explaining how people can ignore things they don't like on All by simply scrolling by, or blocking communities that routinely infuriate them.

[-] sunaurus@lemm.ee 41 points 2 years ago

The hate and misinformation is completely exhausting, in the short timespan that lemm.ee has existed, I have lost more faith in humanity in general and internet discourse in particular than in probably all of my previous life. Just reading through the constant garbage in the admin report queue is honestly too much sometimes.

I posted this question in the latest thread on lemm.ee, but I'll repost here as well: if anybody has any ideas on how to improve the situation, specifically in terms of the apparently deep hatred between some users based solely on what home instance they are browsing Lemmy from, then I am really open to all suggestions.

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[-] comfortable_doug@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago
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[-] giantfloppycock@lemm.ee 37 points 2 years ago

Fuck you guys but I don’t want to defed w/ you.

Fuck you too GiantFloppyCock, happy to have you here

[-] panopticon@hexbear.net 36 points 2 years ago

Fuck you guys

But why, Giant Floppy Cock?

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[-] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago

We are Hexbearers, not Hexbearians. 1. Because we Hexbear people as a verb. 2. Because we bear the hex that is haunting Europe.

My source is that I made it the fuck up

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