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[-] Cruxifux@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Are nato tanks seriously pink?

[-] OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 50 points 1 year ago

Yes very, they also blast Born this way by Lady Gaga and can't be Penetrated by tiny Russian shells. Very based and very strong!

[-] Fried_out_Kombi@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Our they/them tanks can't be penetrated because they're all tops. Russian tanks are all bottoms.

Similarly, Russian ships and submarines are all bottoms... bottom of the ocean, that is.

[-] Cruxifux@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

Oh. I didn’t realize the first tank had pride flags and was for a pride parade. My bad. I just worked a 14 hour night shift, give a guy a break lol

[-] gnutrino@programming.dev 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Not anymore. The SAS used to bomb around in these bad boys but I guess modern soldiers aren't as confident of their masculinity.

[-] Cruxifux@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago
this post was submitted on 19 Sep 2023
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