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Russian tanks: was/were
Send in the Asexuals, they do NOT fuck around
This joke is fantastic :-)
Woke: NATO tanks
Very literally broke: Russian tanks
It would be quite amusing if an actual Ukrainian unit painted "They/Them" on the barrel of an Abrams just to troll the Russians. That they got obliterated by an official They/Them tank of the West.
LGBTQ rights is not something Ukraine aligns with the West on, unfortunately.
It's growing though
Also, the Ukraine military has fully embraced the weebo culture... Not sure if that's a pro though.
It's barely a step up from the Nazism Russia accused them of
Russian tanks: was/were
Fierce, fabulous, forty-two rounds of 120mm
Cursed Abrams short barrel mortar
Maybe the Russian tank should have identified as an attack helicopter.
It makes me happy to see that annoying meme repurposed like this
I've started putting pronouns on everything, ever since I realized that brittle people would talk to me less after I do.
But, I still think the second photo might be photoshopped.
So if it is Photoshop, I think the soldiers should consider actually painting pronouns on their tank. Sure, they're probably focused on their life safety right now. But a quick pronoun paint job could save them from an insufferable conversation.
second photo with "they/them" is definitely photoshopped.
I swear this is one of like 3 insults they know (the other 2 being “nazi” and “redditor”)
Purple tanks sneaky
Every ork knows that!
Are nato tanks seriously pink?
Yes very, they also blast Born this way by Lady Gaga and can't be Penetrated by tiny Russian shells. Very based and very strong!
Our they/them tanks can't be penetrated because they're all tops. Russian tanks are all bottoms.
Similarly, Russian ships and submarines are all bottoms... bottom of the ocean, that is.
Oh. I didn’t realize the first tank had pride flags and was for a pride parade. My bad. I just worked a 14 hour night shift, give a guy a break lol
Not anymore. The SAS used to bomb around in these bad boys but I guess modern soldiers aren't as confident of their masculinity.
Hah cool!
Yes.
Literally pinkwashing war. Very nice.
The thing is, a pink submarine, the USS Sea Tiger was a plot point in Operation Petticoat (1953, borrowing heavily from actual WWII US Navy antics), due to primer being pink, and the Sea Tiger was deployed in a hurry so there wasn't enough time to paint it.
So to get a pink tank, you can just paint it with pink primer, or choose to paint it a non-regular color (e.g. dayglow pink) for parade purposes. Or to haze the brass, if you dare.
If it needs to be deployed early, it'll still shoot straight and punch holes in the enemy real good.
nwo ftw
this post was submitted on 19 Sep 2023
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