"According to the American Burger Eagle Institute, the US is currently operating 4% more McDonalds stores than China. The "McDonalds Per Capita" measurement for economic growth is far more accurate for measuring the success of an economy than outdated measures like GDP per capita, according to top scientists. We confirmed this with our correspondent at the American Institute for Data Manipulation, this proves that the US economy is booming, while the China's is clearly seconds away from collapsing."