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Starlink lost over 200 satellites in two months
(cybernews.com)
News from within the empire - From a leftist perspective
What if we created another Kessler syndrome orbiting in the opposite direction to cancel out the first one,
Looking at your nick, you already know what to do.
It would probably be more effective to just move the Earth for a bit. Maybe we can hide out behind Saturn for a bit, just until the Kesslers stop looking for us.