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I actually prefer mine with ranch to inject the most Calories possible
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- "Would you like 20 corn tortillas?"
- "No way that's too many"
- "What if we cut them up, deep fry them, and add some guacamole?"
- "We ran out bring more"
Invite him over and give him fried mozzarella sticks. See if he even bats an eye.