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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by sociablefish@lemm.ee to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

Preferably the hell of the blood-soaked Bible

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[-] smashboy@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago

I’ve heard people say the opposite, “wouldn’t piss on her if she was on fire”.

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 2 years ago

Is my piss not supposed to be flammable?

[-] miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

You should use a condom next time

[-] greyscale@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 2 years ago

On fire is a good start

On fire and soaked in piss is better

[-] TommySalami@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

Well, hell is supposed to be forever. Eventually the liquid piss would evaporate, leaving behind solid compounds that, in my experience, would still smell quite bad. And then, she'd burst into flames again. Sounds like a win-win.

[-] Case@unilem.org 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I was witness to what burnt piss does on a hot muffler.

It stinks, for miles. And months.

[-] puppy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Actually both have the same meaning. Pissing on her while she's on fire would be to save her by soaking. And it's the least you can do (easier than getting water). This saying means that they wouldn't save Margaret Thatcher even if it was trivially easy to do so.

[-] smashboy@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

Are you explaining my own joke to me? Why?

[-] puppy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Yeah sorry. Since you mentioned it's the opposite, I wrongly assumed that you didn't know the meaning.

[-] christophski@feddit.uk 1 points 2 years ago

thatsthejoke.jpg

this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2023
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