Local news is worth a try. Hey I got fired from a restaurant here for kicking out a white supremacist. They might not give a shit, or they might think it's too spicy, but if they do run it, fucking gold. Sometimes they are really dying for an interesting story. Make sure you have multiple people that can attest to it

Google review bomb with your friends, describing the whole thing. Make sure they visit first, even in the parking lot, or Google will know it's fake from GPS data. Also on that note, maybe don't make your own review, I bet Google would know you work there, because they usually guard against fake good reviews from employees' devices. If you ever happen to get a new phone, get a new google account, walk by, post the review later, then switch over to your normal accounts