To anyone reading this, if you write a children's book, regardless of the content of it, please, please hire an artist. I know you might think "It's fine, it's just for kids, it doesn't need to look good." But it is vital for the book to have any impact at all, to be anything other than egotistical self-fellatio. I'm sorry, but I just don't think that is appropriate content for a children's book.