No.411885328
>Prank Call pawn stars from history channel
>They're open 24/7
>Ask for battletoads
>They always rage
>lulz will be had

No. 411885392
(702) 385-7912
>press 4

No.411885919
>"gold and silver"
>oh man I didn't know you guys are still open
>..."yeah we are"
>oh okay, I’m looking for battletoads
>"not this shit again, its 11:00 at night"
>click

No. 411886329
File: (a picture depicting a gorilla’s head on Goofy's torso, wagging their finger and stating “try to rustle my Jimmies again motherfucker”)

No.411886517
>gold and silver
>"hey I'm really into antiques you guys got any battletoads?"
>yeah go to our ebay site we got a handheld one by Tiger
>"oh sweet man thanks"
>уер
>"bye" click

No. 411888367
>"gold and silver"
>Hi, I'm an antique video game collector and I'm looking for a very old, extremely rare title
>"if you say Battletoads I'm going to call the cops"
>What's with your discrimination on battletoads? >hangs up

No 411890545
>hello gold and silver
hello, I'm calling from Texas and I'm interested in purchasing a certain Super Bowl ring
>absolutely sir! what team and what year (boring conversation about the ring)
>Are you interested in completing the purchase of the ring this evening?
>Yes, but I have a question first
>Yes sir?
>Does it come with BATTLETOADS!?
>click

No. 411892770
>Gold and silver
>Hey do you guys have any signed bat-
>What the hell is wrong with you nerds? Calling asking for battletoads. It's not funny or original like are you serious dude? really man?
>bats... signed bats, like from the MLB mainly the NY Yankees or the Mets, maybe even the Dodgers…what were you saying about battle toads though?
>Oh sorry sir we're just getting a bunch of prank phone calls lately
>Oh that's weird... people have no lives right? (haha)...anyway, do you guys have any signed bats from the Boston Battletoads?
>Are you fucking kidding me dude
>click

No.411893323
>gold and silver
>Hey i was wondering if you had the wii mat
>yeah we've got it
>does it work with webbed feet?
>what?
>does it come with battletoads

No 411895769
Trying it again
>Gold and Silver
>Hello, I have a few quick questions about…
>This better not be about battletoads.
>Excuse me? I needed to ask about a sword I've been looking for.
>I'm sorry sir, we've just been getting a lot of prank calls tonight. What exactly are you looking for?
>It's a very old sword, it is also very small. It fits in a BATTLETOADS hand perfectly
>Fuck you.
>click

No.411896409
>Gold and silver
>Hi I-
>This better not be about battle toads, I'm losing patience kid
>ummm no it’s not... what's a battletoad?
>its some game everyone is calling about tonight
>battletoads? yea that sounds good ill take one if you got it click

No.411897092
>Gold and Silver
>Hi how are you?
>What can I do for you?
>I'm a book dealer, you have antiques?
>What are you looking for?
>You have anything from Philip K. Dick?
>Maybe, whats the title?
>Battling on Toad Planet
>*click*

Callback, cause I'm an asshole
>You hung up on me
>Who is this?
>The customer you hung up on. That is horrible customer service.
>Listen, we don't have time for your pranks fucking kids.
>Pranks? What the hell did you just say to me? I'll have you know I'm prior military, 82nd Airborne "BattleToads. I do..
>"click*

One more time for good measure
>Gold and pawn
>BATTLETOADS *click*

No.411898453
>Gold and Silver
>Hey, I'm looking for an engagement ring for my girlfriend.
>You are going to have to call back during the day, we don't do any sales after 9
>Oh, well is there any way I can ask you a couple questions?
>Sure, shoot.
>I want a memorable ring, maybe something from a movie or a game
>mhm
>Oh! Do you guys have the ring from Battletoads?
>-sigh- fucking really, man? You must be giving that to a guy.
His insults are amazing

No 411898474
>Gold and Silver
>Hi, I was calling to inquire about an antique hand-gun
>Sure, what's the name of the gun you're looking for, exactly?
>1912 9 millimeter battletoad hand -click

No. 411898550
>Gold and Silver
>Hello this is the Las Vegas police department my name is Officer Peterson. My office recieved a call from someone here saying that your store was being Harassed by someone repeatedly asking for uh "Battletoads?"
>Uh sorry sir but I don't remember calling you can you give me the name of who did?
>Yes his name was Le Reddit
>Sorry. who was it again?
>His name was Austin Russel
>He isn't in right now...what was your name again?
>Officer Battletoad
>*Hang up*

No.411902870
>Gold and Silver
>Hey I was wondering if you deal in rare books?
>Lemme guess you want a Battletoad instruction book??
>Excuse me??
>Nevermind. Lot of prank calls tonight
>Pf. kids in the summertime can't find anything else better to do, eh?
>Yeah, well we don't really deal in books but we do have some here. What are you looking for?
>Do you happen to have anything by Hemmingway? "Old Man And The Sea" perhaps?
>I don't think so. you'd have to call during the daytime or come in to find out.
>Ah...OK. Well I also have one I’d like to sell off. It's a signed J.K. Rowling first print.
>The Harry Potter author?
>Yeah I had one of her books signed by her. "Harry Potter And The Order Of The Battletoad"
>You fuckin kidding m-
>Click
...I'm still laughing