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[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 48 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Not a typo, but as a waiter I told a woman about our Cedar Seared Caesar Salad. Except I didn't say Caesar, I said Semen.

Cedar Seared Semen Salad. Oof.

Edit: Just realized the tongue twister was actually worse. It was Cedar seared salmon, Caesar salad. Whoever chose that as a menu item was some sort of sadist.

[-] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 28 points 1 year ago
[-] Luke_Fartnocker@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Minus the semen, I'm sure

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Could I get extra dressing?

Yes, but you'll have to wait about ten minutes...

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