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‘The Onion’ Looks Back On 90 Years Of Dianne Feinstein Dying
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Why the fuck are people like this running my country? My great grandma is 100 and I wouldn't trust her to know who the fuck I even am.
probably too many lobby groups backing them, which pushes them to stay until death intead of just picking a succesor and retiring
But that's just it, shouldn't we be picking the successor??
She was good for defense contractors, iirc.
We do.
We just keep picking the one with the most ad backing.