Apple: We're changing everyone's charging schedules to make electricity 0.00001% greener.
Also Apple: Titanium, so pretty. Even though it's dirtier to mine.
Again Apple: We're making everything irrepairable.
Apple: "Look, we made an ad with a woman depicting mother nature. Look at how self-aware and quirky we are."
Me: (writes a short fanfic of mother nature beating Tim Cook up so bad, it might look like a Family Guy cutaway)
Apple: We're changing everyone's charging schedules to make electricity 0.00001% greener.
Also Apple: Titanium, so pretty. Even though it's dirtier to mine.
Again Apple: We're making everything irrepairable.
Apple: "Look, we made an ad with a woman depicting mother nature. Look at how self-aware and quirky we are."
Me: (writes a short fanfic of mother nature beating Tim Cook up so bad, it might look like a Family Guy cutaway)