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They had to surgically bypass his butthole, would have caused too severe damage and our plastic surgery hasn't gotten buttholes down just yet. They installed a sting from his upper intestine directly to a lead-reinforced toulet.

[-] KidsTryThisAtHome@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie

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