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Repost because I forgot what to do when I hate everyone
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In case you forgot, too
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Idk how I could east sleep and shower all at the same time but I'm open to suggestions lol.
Iirc there was a subreddit called ShowerOrange. I suggest you use a seedless one and cut the orange into fourths first so you don't have to bite through the skin, but leave the skin on for that burst of scent.
Wash and rinse yourself first, then CHOMP into that orange while the warm water runs over you from the back. Squeeze the rind to scent the steam.
After eating the orange, close your eyes and turn facing the water, letting it wash the orange droplets away along with your cares and sins, standing there in a dream state until you start to run out of hot water.
No no, part of the magic of shower orange is digging your fingers in and ripping the orange in half, then mashing the ripped halves into your face. But yes, seedless works best.
Oh! Ah! You've convinced me!
I have to go pick out a couple large navels ๐๐ in case one is dry.
Take an apple and an eye mask into the bath
I think you should just move into the shower and get yourself a plastic pillow.
You can come out when you've washed all your sins away
You can certainly eat when you shower, ask George Costanza. Aand it's very therapeutic. You can sleep after