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Anon recalls the infomercial that awakened something within him
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for me it was this weird guy on public access in New England who made this weird diagram that reminded us of D&D. He smoked a pipe and we called him Dr. Bob, but I have no idea who he really was.
So he turned you on sexually? Because that's what you seem to be implying.
No judgment. Just curious.
I'm sure Dr Bob was sexy af though
Between the salt and pepper hair, petite yet sharp cleft jawline, tailored midnight grey suit that clung to his shoulders, and the gentle affectionate smile he wore every time the pipe crested his lips, yeah, he awakened some feelings. Don’t even get me started on his hands because I don’t know what they look like, I made this up for attention on the internet.
Fake Dr Bob has my attention 🥵🥵🦢
Ignore the swan emoji. It was a typo. I'll keep it
I suppose that in context that's what my comment would imply, but it's not really what I meant.