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[-] genfood@feddit.de 12 points 1 year ago
[-] BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

I believe it’s 999 over there. Or did they update it to 0118 999 88199 9119 725 3

[-] TIN@feddit.uk 19 points 1 year ago
[-] theKalash@feddit.ch 26 points 1 year ago

Dear Sir/Madam.

Fire! Fire! Help me!

123 Carenden Road.

Looking forward to hearing from you.

All the Best.

[-] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 year ago

I'll just put this over here with the rest of the fire...

[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

That will just get a barrage of bullets fired your way.

[-] Transcendant@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

They also have an online chat which they try to direct you to for 'non-emergency' stuff.

Couple of years back, I went to vote in local council election and one candidate had stationed goons outside the voting centre trying to pressure people to change their votes. 50 fucking minutes I sat waiting to talk to someone, who then told me they didn't know what offence had been committed (the offence is 'undue influence', no-one has ever been convicted because it's usually sufficient for police to attend and move them on).

[-] Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 year ago

Snitches get stitches. According to GB customs, prepare to be knifed.

[-] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Oh why bother with giving them cuts to sew back together just break out the embroidery kit were giving em the most unpleasant tattoos made of string

[-] Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 year ago

Oi mate, call grandma ! We're gonna frankenstein this fella.

[-] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

ITS ALIVE IT DIDN'T KILL ITSELF

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